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The Ayn Rand Fan

By Roger Woehl

A la Dr. Seuss

I’m a Fan!

An Ayn Rand Fan

A Fan I am

That Ayn-Rand-Fan!

That Ayn-Rand-Fan!

I do not like

that Ayn-Rand-Fan!

Do you like

to read Ayn Rand?

I do not like her,

Ayn-Rand-Fan.

I do not like

to read Ayn Rand.

Would you like her

here or there?

I would not like her

here or there.

I would not like her

anywhere.

I do not like

to read Ayn Rand.

I do not like her,

Ayn-Rand-Fan.

Would you like her

Atlas book?

Would you like to

take a look?

I do not like her

Atlas book.

I do not want to

have a look.

I do not like her

here or there.

I do not like her

anywhere.

I do not like to read Ayn Rand.

I do not like her, Ayn-Rand-Fan.

Would you read her

Fountainhead?

Would you read

a word it said?

Not the Fountainhead.

Not a word she said.

Not the Atlas book.

Not a single look.

I would not read her here or there.

I would not read her anywhere.

I would not like to read Ayn Rand.

I do not like her, Ayn-Rand-Fan.

Would you? Could you?

from a far?

Read them! Read them!

Here they are.

I would not,

could not,

from a far.

You may like her.

You will see.

You may like her

philosophy!

I would not read her philosophy.

Not from a far! You let me be.

I do not like her Fountainhead.

I do not like a thing it said.

I do not like her Atlas book.

I do not like to have a look.

I do not like her here or there.

I do not like her anywhere.

I do not like to read Ayn Rand.

I do not like her, Ayn-Rand-Fan.

A train! A train!

A Taggart train!

Could you, would you,

on a train?

Not on a train! Not her philosophy!

Not from afar! Fan! Let me be!

I would not, could not, read the Fountainhead.

I could not, would not, like what it said.

I will not take a single look.

I will not read her Atlas book.

I will not read her here or there.

I will not read her anywhere.

I do not want to read Ayn Rand.

I do not like her, Ayn-Rand-Fan.

Say!

You’re in the dark?

You are really in the dark!

Would you, could you, leave the dark?

I would not, could not,

leave the dark.

Would you, could you, use your brain?

I would not, could not,

use my brain.

Not to leave the dark. Not to read about a train.

Not to admire from a far. Not to learn her philosophy.

I do not like her, Fan, you see.

Not her Atlas book. Not her Fountainhead.

Not a single look. Not a word she said.

I will not read her here or there.

I do not like her anywhere!

You do not like

to read Ayn Rand?

I do not

like her,

Ayn-Rand-Fan.

Could you, would you,

with John Galt?

I would not,

could not.

Who is john Galt?

Would you, could you,

admit fault?

I could not, would not, admit fault.

I will not, will not, with John Galt.

I will not read her with my brain.

I will not read about her train.

I like the dark! I have my own philosophy!

Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like her Fountainhead.

I do not like a thing she said.

I will not read her Atlas book.

I do not want to take a look.

I do not like her here or there.

I do not like her ANYWHERE!

I do not like

To Read

Ayn Rand!

I do not like her,

Ayn-Rand-Fan.

You do not like her.

So you say.

Try her! Try her!

And you may.

Try her and you may, I say.

Fan!

If you will let me be,

I will try her.

You will see.

Say!

I like to read Ayn Rand!

I do! I like her, Ayn-Rand-Fan!

And I would read her without fault.

And I would find ‘who is John Galt?’...

And I will read her with all my brain.

And leave the dark. And ride her train.

And admire her from near and far. And value Objective philosophy.

She is so good, so good, you see!

So I will read her Fountainhead.

And I will read every word she said.

And I will read her Atlas book.

And I will take an in depth look.

And I will read her here and there.

Say! I will read her ANYWHERE!

I do so like

to read Ayn Rand!

Thank you!

Thank you,

Ayn-Rand-Fan!

:)

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