Roger Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 The Ayn Rand Fan By Roger Woehl A la Dr. Seuss I’m a Fan! An Ayn Rand Fan A Fan I am That Ayn-Rand-Fan! That Ayn-Rand-Fan! I do not like that Ayn-Rand-Fan! Do you like to read Ayn Rand? I do not like her, Ayn-Rand-Fan. I do not like to read Ayn Rand. Would you like her here or there? I would not like her here or there. I would not like her anywhere. I do not like to read Ayn Rand. I do not like her, Ayn-Rand-Fan. Would you like her Atlas book? Would you like to take a look? I do not like her Atlas book. I do not want to have a look. I do not like her here or there. I do not like her anywhere. I do not like to read Ayn Rand. I do not like her, Ayn-Rand-Fan. Would you read her Fountainhead? Would you read a word it said? Not the Fountainhead. Not a word she said. Not the Atlas book. Not a single look. I would not read her here or there. I would not read her anywhere. I would not like to read Ayn Rand. I do not like her, Ayn-Rand-Fan. Would you? Could you? from a far? Read them! Read them! Here they are. I would not, could not, from a far. You may like her. You will see. You may like her philosophy! I would not read her philosophy. Not from a far! You let me be. I do not like her Fountainhead. I do not like a thing it said. I do not like her Atlas book. I do not like to have a look. I do not like her here or there. I do not like her anywhere. I do not like to read Ayn Rand. I do not like her, Ayn-Rand-Fan. A train! A train! A Taggart train! Could you, would you, on a train? Not on a train! Not her philosophy! Not from afar! Fan! Let me be! I would not, could not, read the Fountainhead. I could not, would not, like what it said. I will not take a single look. I will not read her Atlas book. I will not read her here or there. I will not read her anywhere. I do not want to read Ayn Rand. I do not like her, Ayn-Rand-Fan. Say! You’re in the dark? You are really in the dark! Would you, could you, leave the dark? I would not, could not, leave the dark. Would you, could you, use your brain? I would not, could not, use my brain. Not to leave the dark. Not to read about a train. Not to admire from a far. Not to learn her philosophy. I do not like her, Fan, you see. Not her Atlas book. Not her Fountainhead. Not a single look. Not a word she said. I will not read her here or there. I do not like her anywhere! You do not like to read Ayn Rand? I do not like her, Ayn-Rand-Fan. Could you, would you, with John Galt? I would not, could not. Who is john Galt? Would you, could you, admit fault? I could not, would not, admit fault. I will not, will not, with John Galt. I will not read her with my brain. I will not read about her train. I like the dark! I have my own philosophy! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like her Fountainhead. I do not like a thing she said. I will not read her Atlas book. I do not want to take a look. I do not like her here or there. I do not like her ANYWHERE! I do not like To Read Ayn Rand! I do not like her, Ayn-Rand-Fan. You do not like her. So you say. Try her! Try her! And you may. Try her and you may, I say. Fan! If you will let me be, I will try her. You will see. Say! I like to read Ayn Rand! I do! I like her, Ayn-Rand-Fan! And I would read her without fault. And I would find ‘who is John Galt?’... And I will read her with all my brain. And leave the dark. And ride her train. And admire her from near and far. And value Objective philosophy. She is so good, so good, you see! So I will read her Fountainhead. And I will read every word she said. And I will read her Atlas book. And I will take an in depth look. And I will read her here and there. Say! I will read her ANYWHERE! I do so like to read Ayn Rand! Thank you! Thank you, Ayn-Rand-Fan! The Aristotle Reaction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zip Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valentin Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Ham cannot be all green and all pink at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athena glaukopis Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 hahah how cute ^^ thanks for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kori Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Good one! Now you just need to draw pictures with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted June 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Good one! Now you just need to draw pictures with it! Good Idea, I"ll start... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volco Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 haha got me laughin. good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-Mac Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted June 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Ham cannot be all green and all pink at once. No, but environmentalist can! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skwerly Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 ROFL now that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Radiaki Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 No, but environmentalist can! *rimshot* He's here all week, folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils_Advocate Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 (edited) I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS!!!!!! This whole thread is so incredibly brilliant! I especially love the "I could not, would not, who is John Galt?" Edited July 19, 2008 by Devils_Advocate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 wow! That was genius! im going to print that, if i may? lol yea Devils_advacate ,the John Gault part was cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 I had skipped reading this but it was pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenure Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 I lofl'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 funny! reminds me of my aunt! she REFUSES to read any Ayn Rand book! she says everyone who read her books became "a nut" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utabintarbo Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 funny! reminds me of my aunt! she REFUSES to read any Ayn Rand book! she says everyone who read her books became "a nut" Well, she has a nephew as evidence, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian0918 Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 Good job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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