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LOL!

I am going to post the programs below, for the record:

OFFICIAL 2004 GOP CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening Ecumenical Reading from the Koran.

6:30pm – Rally: Celebrating Iraqi Gratitude.

6:40pm – John Ashcroft Leads us in Prayer.

7:00pm - Tribute theme to Iran.

7:10pm (prime time) – Bush presents his compassionate side.

7:20pm – John Ashcroft Leads us in Prayer

7:25pm - Tribute theme to Saudi Arabia.

7:45pm – Rally: Celebrating Iraqi Enlightenment

8:00pm – Panel on Osama: One Man is Not Important

8:25pm - John Ashcroft Leads us in Prayer.

8:30pm – Panel on Saddam: We Got Him!

8:45pm — Rally: Celebrating China’s Honesty

9:00pm – Game time: Where’s Waldo’s Tax Cut?

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm – Koran Ecumenical Reading no. 2.

10:14:30 pm – Recounting of Bush’s Military Exploits.

10:15pm - Cameo by the Governator

10:30pm – John Ashcroft leads us in Prayer.

10:45pm – Panel: “Warrant Schmarrant: Why Security Requires Sacrifice”.

11:00pm – Panel: Turning the Other Cheek in Falluja.

11:15pm – Bush presents his conservative side

11:20pm – Highlights from “The Passion of Christ.”

11:29pm — A moment of silence for stem cells slaughtered in the last year

11:30pm – Panel: Why Human Life is Already Long Enough

11:45pm — Contest: Create a Cabinet-Level Department!

11:59pm – John Ashcroft Leads us in Prayer.

12:00am - Nomination of Republican candidate.

OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.

6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.

7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.

7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues

8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.

10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.

11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues

11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

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They do match up fairly well; the DNC Program clearly is a take on the GOP Program.

Nope, I'm afraid it's the other way around. I got the DNC program in my e-mail, and couldn't resist writing a similar GOP program. Of course I had Leonard help. Such a productive use of time :D

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Fair enough. One of them is clearly a take on the other, or they were both written as one. (And I didn't get either one in my email; boo hoo.)

Of course, the GOP one is clearly funnier ( :D ). John Ashcroft, not an infidel, prays five times that day; Bush likely will be using many of the same sentences between his two presentations; and I assume Cheney will be leading the 11:30 panel....

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