Maximus Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 I clicked on this fundi website from a link provided on another forum. These people are serious, eating shellfish will send you to hell. They equate lobster to homosexuality (ever notice how fundis are seemingly obsessed with homosexuals? Hmmm...) Check it out. This show's the mind-set we are up against out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zip Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Hell's kitchen, now at a Red Lobster near you. Come on in have the abomination platter. I can't stop laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMartins Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Wow. I have no words. Are you sure its not satire though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidOdden Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 5 bucks says it's run by Mr. Swig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiberTodd Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 I always thought that song "Rock Lobster" was a little creepy. Now I guess I know why, it's probably loaded with subliminal messages from the dark lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-Mac Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Hey, where is he anyway? I sure do miss his type of Bible preachin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidOdden Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Hey, where is he anyway?A work of art like that takes a long time to prepare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted December 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 (edited) Check out the "Christian Science" section. God sez: Pi = 3.00 (it's in the Bible ) Apparently, this guy has been shut down on every server he has been on. He sells t-shirts too. Edited December 19, 2008 by Maximus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Anthem Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 This can't be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eficazpensador Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 I guarantee it's not real. Everyone including atheists know the Christian god, God is real. We know he is real since we call him God with a capital "G" -- that proves it right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aequalsa Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 I guarantee it's not real. In fairness I do look a little like that in the morning before I've showered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pianoman83 Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 In fairness I do look a little like that in the morning before I've showered. You mean you have rectangles for legs and wear a red bra with inverted crosses on them? Yeah I also look like that in the mornings sometimes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aequalsa Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 You mean you have rectangles for legs and wear a red bra with inverted crosses on them? Yeah I also look like that in the mornings sometimes... Weird. It really must be an atheist thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Radiaki Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Weird. It really must be an atheist thing. Hey, me too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles White Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 (edited) Hell's kitchen, now at a Red Lobster near you. Come on in have the abomination platter. I can't stop laughing. Gordon Ramsey has some competition. Being both a Jew and an Atheist, Jesus must really hate me despite loving everybody at the same time. Edited December 20, 2008 by Miles White Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utabintarbo Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Weird. It really must be an atheist thing. I thought I was alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01503 Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 ROFL I cannot stop laughing. http://truechristian.com/kidzatheists.html Don't forget to bring your pentagram! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volco Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 (edited) And I thought this was enough. I also receive a Christian fundie newsletter "Good News" that asks Christians not to eat pig. I suscribed mainly because it's free and now they have to pay transhemispherical S&H each month. Hey where do I start!?!: Warning: The following pages of this website contain graphic 'stick figure like' images that may offend you. These depictions represent literal passages from the Holy Bible that most people don't want you to know exists. Due to court order you now must be of age 18 or older to view this website from this point forward. All images and characters represented are 18 years old or older, are paid well, have proper housing, Medicare, and superb dental benefits. The Bible passages represented contain violence and sexual acts against children, but our images and pages do not. The Bible DOES contain sexual acts and violence against children, so deal with it or try to get the Bible banned where you live. Our website is not child pornography, but if you feel it is then you also are admitting the Bible is this way too. By clicking the "I agree, I'm 18 or older" link below you FULLY agree you are 18 years of age or older. If you are NOT 18 or anything younger than 18 years of age click the "I disagree, I'm less than 18 years of age". our website is not child pornography.... but the bible is? Edited December 24, 2008 by volco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volco Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 hey i thought Conservapedia wasn't real back when they had Jesus riding a Velociraptor to Temple. Now this is a clasnsic case of Poe's Law, but the blatant hate and antisemitism makes me think its real and made me stop laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve D'Ippolito Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 ROFL I cannot stop laughing. http://truechristian.com/kidzatheists.html Don't forget to bring your pentagram! Clicking on this sure brought on a crapload of traffic over my connection. At first I thought the cartoons might have been TIFF files or something, but they are sized appropriately. Nevertheless they were loading ten times slower than they should be. I wonder WTF I just downloaded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volco Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 it's definitely a mock site... i wouldn't download anything from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve D'Ippolito Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 it's definitely a mock site... i wouldn't download anything from it. That's the problem--just loading the page is downloading stuff, technically, and if you click on a link..... Though come to find out some of those graphics are in fact *huge* so the long load time wasn't necessarily indicative of any malicious software on the page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greebo Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Red Lobster for the Satan Lover In You Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volco Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 That's the problem--just loading the page is downloading stuff, technically, and if you click on a link..... Though come to find out some of those graphics are in fact *huge* so the long load time wasn't necessarily indicative of any malicious software on the page yep, i think you mean the moses and nazis longpic. the site is 'clean'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve D'Ippolito Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Actually that one wasn't as bad as it looked, since it was the same graphic repeated multiple times, with exceptions for where the Nazis and Moses were. But some of the fairly routine stuff was over a fifth of a meg a shot, and ten or twelve of them on a page was noticeable... especially to someone on dialup. (BTW there is no reason for cartoons like this to need such huge filesizes.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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