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Her real first name is Rosemary. She said it was Rosebud, but she did tell you you have your father's eyes.

John Galt and Klaatu have never been seen in the same place at the same time

Lieutenant Columbo does NOT hete to bother you. In fact he knows your squirming like a worm on a hook and he loves every minute of it.

Joe Biden got an A in Speech in College

God is an atheist

The plans to a working star drive are at the bottom of a box of shredded wheat. But who's ever eaten a whole box of the stuff? So they shall remain unseen forever

Barack Obama is really Frisco D'Ancona

A Freudian slip is what a crossdresser wears when he goes to psychoanalysis in drag

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Her real first name is Rosemary. She said it was Rosebud, but she did tell you you have your father's eyes.

John Galt and Klaatu have never been seen in the same place at the same time

Lieutenant Columbo does NOT hete to bother you. In fact he knows your squirming like a worm on a hook and he loves every minute of it.

Joe Biden got an A in Speech in College

God is an atheist

The plans to a working star drive are at the bottom of a box of shredded wheat. But who's ever eaten a whole box of the stuff? So they shall remain unseen forever

Barack Obama is really Frisco D'Ancona

A Freudian slip is what a crossdresser wears when he goes to psychoanalysis in drag

Objectivism doesn't have a prayer

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Any number of pairs of people ahve never been seen in the same place at the same time. But Batman and Bruce Wayne have been :(

Free Trade rises productivity and prosperity accross the board.

Coffee should be poured into milk, never the other way around.

Cream should be poured into coffee, never the other way around.

Flavored coffees are redundant. Coffee already has a flavor: it tastes like coffee.

Every country had a depression in the 1930s, but only America had FDR to make it Great.

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Actually Juxtys is correct in one sense. Prior to the revolution Russia was an agrarian backwater after the revolution it was a "modern" industrial nation

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