Space Patroller Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) Her real first name is Rosemary. She said it was Rosebud, but she did tell you you have your father's eyes. John Galt and Klaatu have never been seen in the same place at the same time Lieutenant Columbo does NOT hete to bother you. In fact he knows your squirming like a worm on a hook and he loves every minute of it. Joe Biden got an A in Speech in College God is an atheist The plans to a working star drive are at the bottom of a box of shredded wheat. But who's ever eaten a whole box of the stuff? So they shall remain unseen forever Barack Obama is really Frisco D'Ancona A Freudian slip is what a crossdresser wears when he goes to psychoanalysis in drag Edited March 12, 2009 by Space Patroller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-Mac Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Lay off the booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soth Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Barack Obama is really Frisco D'Ancona I think you're on to something here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Patroller Posted March 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Lay off the booze. Mine always told me that. Wotta party pooper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'kian Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 The plastic-like things at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
West Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 The plastic-like things at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. And their purpose is sinister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'kian Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 And their purpose is sinister. Everyone asks The Question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Patroller Posted March 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Her real first name is Rosemary. She said it was Rosebud, but she did tell you you have your father's eyes. John Galt and Klaatu have never been seen in the same place at the same time Lieutenant Columbo does NOT hete to bother you. In fact he knows your squirming like a worm on a hook and he loves every minute of it. Joe Biden got an A in Speech in College God is an atheist The plans to a working star drive are at the bottom of a box of shredded wheat. But who's ever eaten a whole box of the stuff? So they shall remain unseen forever Barack Obama is really Frisco D'Ancona A Freudian slip is what a crossdresser wears when he goes to psychoanalysis in drag Objectivism doesn't have a prayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capitalism Forever Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Objectivism doesn't have a prayer Actually, it's religion that doesn't have a prayer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zip Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Objectivism doesn't have a prayer Subtle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Patroller Posted March 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Bernie Madoff is Frisco D'Ancona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01503 Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Bernie Madoff is Frisco D'Ancona I thought Obama was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utabintarbo Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 I thought Obama was? There's a difference? Well, I suppose one is doing it out in the open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Patroller Posted March 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 There's a difference? Well, I suppose one is doing it out in the open. D"Ancona's scams were not coercive. Madoff did not put a gun to anyone's head to take part in his Ponzi scheme Can you say that about Social Security? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrolicsomeQuipster Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 scams not coercive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Patroller Posted March 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Barney Frank and Daffy Duck have never been seen in the same place at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Patroller Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 (edited) Cut Nancy Pelosi some slack. How would you feel if a house fell on your sister? Edited March 20, 2009 by Space Patroller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'kian Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Any number of pairs of people ahve never been seen in the same place at the same time. But Batman and Bruce Wayne have been Free Trade rises productivity and prosperity accross the board. Coffee should be poured into milk, never the other way around. Cream should be poured into coffee, never the other way around. Flavored coffees are redundant. Coffee already has a flavor: it tastes like coffee. Every country had a depression in the 1930s, but only America had FDR to make it Great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Patroller Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 For a politician the way to a man's heart is from the back and between two ribs with 6" of cold steel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juxtys Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Marx was an industrialist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Patroller Posted March 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Marx was an industrialist. Only if his first name was Louis, his company made toys and he lived in the early 20th Century Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zip Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Actually Juxtys is correct in one sense. Prior to the revolution Russia was an agrarian backwater after the revolution it was a "modern" industrial nation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soth Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Two wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juxtys Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 John Galt is your father! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01503 Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Cue Chuck-Norris-like jokes about fertility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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