2046 Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/0...-hatoyama-japan http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/worl...icle6819688.ece Japan recently elected a new Prime Minister, Yukio Hatoyama. His wife, 66 year old Miyuki Hatoyama, amongst other things, claims to have been taken to Venus by aliens. While my body was sleeping, I think my spirit flew on a triangular-shaped UFO to Venus,” she said. “It was an extremely beautiful place and was very green.” Her first husband suggested that it was probably just a dream — but Mr Hatoyama, she insisted, would not be so dismissive. “My current husband has a different way of thinking,” she said. “He would surely say, ‘Oh, that's great!’” "I eat the sun," Miyuki says, raising her arms as if to tear pieces off an imaginary sun. "Like this: yum, yum, yum. It gives me enormous energy. My husband has recently started doing that too." Clearly, this is where Gordon Brown has been going wrong. It was during one of these that she spoke of her past-life friendship with Cruise and her ambition to make a film with him. “He was Japanese in his past life, and we were together so when I see him, I will say, ‘Hi. It’s been a long time,’ and he will immediately understand,” she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian0918 Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 (edited) Apparently, she took The Last Samurai a bit too literally. Edited September 3, 2009 by brian0918 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thales Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Cruise would know exactly what she's talking about. Remember, if Cruise sees people injured in an accident, he knows what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Beam me up Scotty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainscalia Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 It had to happen sooner or later, you do realize, folks? Japan has been on the cutting edge for so long that it was inevitable that it would slip off the edge, fall down the rabbit hole, smash its head through the looking-glass and arrive, hallucinating, at Bizarro World. Can you see what future negotiations with Japan will be like? "I'm sorry, President Obama, but I am afraid you have to comply with our demands, otherwise our first lady will eat the sun." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capitalism Forever Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Can you see what future negotiations with Japan will be like? "I'm sorry, President Obama, but I am afraid you have to comply with our demands, otherwise our first lady will eat the sun." Now that you mention that, does anyone know if it's OK for a vegetarian/vegan to eat celestial bodies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEgoist Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 America's first lady believes in a giant invisible man in the sky that knows and sees all and has the power to send certain human beings to eternal bliss or eternal pain. What, that's not news? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian0918 Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 America's first lady believes in a giant invisible man in the sky that knows and sees all and has the power to send certain human beings to eternal bliss or eternal pain. You mean, her husband? (at least, when he takes on his incorporeal form) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris.S Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Seems she came up with a decent way to stop global warming. Why must you all bash such a great human being??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEgoist Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 You mean, her husband? (at least, when he takes on his incorporeal form) Clearly Obama is SUPERMAN, not God. Any patriotic, Kal-El fearing American would know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils_Advocate Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 (edited) "I eat the sun," Miyuki says, raising her arms as if to tear pieces off an imaginary sun. "Like this: yum, yum, yum. It gives me enormous energy. My husband has recently started doing that too." Clearly, this is where Gordon Brown has been going wrong. Mr. Brown, preparing to eat the sun. NO!!!! Someone's already gotten to it! Now he will never be able to unite the forces of Japan's First Lady, Tom Cruise, and L. Ron Hubbard save the planet from Global Warming! Edited October 14, 2009 by Devils_Advocate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grames Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Google Chrome threw up a security warning when I opened up this thread to read because it had content from coolbuddy.com Coolbuddy distributes malware apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soth Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Perhaps someone should tell her the temperature on Venus are over 400 degrees celcius, and that it isn't green... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clawg Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 (edited) Perhaps someone should tell her the temperature on Venus are over 400 degrees celcius, and that it isn't green... Environmentalist code language. "Green" means "pristine", it's never about the actual outcome. Edited October 15, 2009 by Clawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SapereAude Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 While obviously laughable I don't find it any more bizarre than most of our elected officials' belief in a very grumpy Jewish man in the sky concerning himself with our sex lives, foreskins and shellfish platters whose zombie son wants us to drink his blood and pretend crackers are his flesh. In fact, I think aliens are significantly more plausable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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