Evangelical Capitalist Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 This was just too good not to share: Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten Maybe they were Objectivist lions, or atheist lions at the very least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socionomer Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Unknown to the man, the lions were already Christians, and their prayers for food were answered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGroarty Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 The story would have been ten times better were this a Roman zoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwakeAndFree Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 They were probably Jewish lions. Don't mess with them. They're cranky before theor first coffee, and they don't appreciate Christian missionaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godless Capitalist Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 The story would have been ten times better were this a Roman zoo. (literally; I really did laugh out loud!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottkursk Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 When this hit MSNBC the other day, my co-worker pointed out that this was absolute proof that God existed. No kidding. His reasoning was that if evolution were true, a moron like this would have quite justifiably died. It was only God's will that was channeled through him (he just chose to mis-interpret that will) that saved him. I just looked at him blankly and wished I had thought that up, it would be one heck of a joke if he weren't serious. It also occured to me that he doesn't know I'm an atheist and he was actually "reasoning" it out in his mind. I had to mentally shiver. This was just too good not to share: Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten Maybe they were Objectivist lions, or atheist lions at the very least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Eurocentric Male Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 So that's where the people from Monty Phyton get their ideas. I'm amazed at the frienly lions at the Taipe zoo. Come on bite me the man said and the lion did bite. Instant gratification, how much friendlier can you get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free Capitalist Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 And the man said, let there be biting. And so there was. And there was much rejoicing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee-beans Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 And the man said, let there be biting. And so there was. And there was much rejoicing. Too bad he didn't use the holy hand grenade of antioch-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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