Cherring109 Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 I just thought this was kind of funny. Casting For Short Film (Dallas) Date: 2011-03-21, 11:34AM CDT Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?] Talent call for short film: Morning in America Project Description: Morning in America is a short film about "Walter" an upper middle class husband and father. He loses his job in the mortgage industry, he's in a loveless marriage and begins fighting with his daughter. He reaches the end of his rope and attends a tea party meeting, Soon he's befriended by "Andrew" the groups leader. Andrew takes him under his wing and soon takes over Walter's life leading him down an path of anger, hate and murder. Character Description: Walter: 40-55 White, average looking. I'm looking for a talented and professional actor thats willing to challenge himself. Compensation: This is a low budget short film. Compensation will be deferred all meals, and snacks will be provided and everyone will receive a dvd copy of the film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post aequalsa Posted March 25, 2011 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 I just thought this was kind of funny. Talent call for short film: Self Hate in America Project Description: Self Hate in America is a short film about "Brandon" a child from an upper middle class home accustomed to getting blue ribbons for his 6th place performances. After barely getting his degree in environmental science he is unable to find a job, except as a Greenpeace panhandler. People's lack of generosity, his requisite low pay, and his own lack of a sex life brings him to the end of his rope and he attends a more extremest environmentalist meeting where he hopes to get on this bitch, Ashley. Soon he's befriended by "Sebastian" the groups leader. Sebastien takes him under his wing and soon takes over Brandon's life leading him down an path of anger, hate and murder and finally abandons him because Brandon banged Sebastian's slutty girlfriend, Ashley. To redeem himself as a mindless follower of the group, he tries to free monkeys in a medical research lab where he has to kill the postdoc who had just found a cure for HIV. Character Description: Brandon: 20-25 multiracial, (black, Hispanic, and islander; no whites, Asians, or other privileged races), good looking. I'm looking for a talented and professional actor that's willing to challenge himself and work for the earth, because I don't want to share the little money I make. Compensation: This is a low budget short film because I have no capitol and no one willing to back my poor writing with their money because the man is keeping me down. Compensation will be deferred(and by that I mean, non existent.) All meals, and snacks will be provided by potluck and everyone will receive a dvd copy of the film. brian0918, SapereAude, th3ranger and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SapereAude Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Aequalsa: You just made my day, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 (edited) There's something not quite right about this ad... Compensation: This is an excellent oppurtunity for exposure - to get your name out there(so that everyone will know you'll work for free). It's also great if you can work alot of overtime and if you can bring your own car, because we'll be traveling alot. There. Now it's almost perfect. Only thing missing is a mention of the enourmous impact the film will have in Hollywood. Edited March 26, 2011 by Alfa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CptnChan Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 This is so hilarious! "soon takes over Walter's life leading him down an path of anger, hate and murder." I guess he'll convince the guy to murder some politician? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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