Prometheus98876 Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 I have found this site which contains some interesting jokes poking fun at mostly computer related stuff, but also some light-hearted stabs at maths, physics etc... It is a fairly old site it would seem, but it is still quite funny I think. Follow the link below and see for yourself. I particulary like the "24 interesting things we learn about computers from movies", and "How to shoot yourself in the foot [using different programming languages]". Link to jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemuel Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 I particularly liked If cars were like computers. As a user of both Windows and Mac platforms, I can appreciate ... 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive -- but would run on only five percent of the roads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chumley Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 I have found this site which contains some interesting jokes poking fun at mostly computer related stuff, but also some light-hearted stabs at maths, physics etc... It is a fairly old site it would seem, but it is still quite funny I think. Follow the link below and see for yourself. I particulary like the "24 interesting things we learn about computers from movies", and "How to shoot yourself in the foot [using different programming languages]". Link to jokes Thanks for the laughs. And thanks for making it possible for me to waste half of my morning reading these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus98876 Posted November 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 I particularly liked If cars were like computers. As a user of both Windows and Mac platforms, I can appreciate ... I have not read that section of jokes yet, but it sounds pretty funny. I guess it would be more than five times as fast now that Apple have moved to faster Intel chips. . I have still not tried OS X (Or whateve the latest version is called, Tiger or something), and I dont really want to invest in a Mac which I doubt I would use often, nor does anyone I know have one. I suppose if I wanted to do multimedia work I might though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 I especially liked this one: Reality: An engineer thinks that equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to equations. A mathematician doesn't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus98876 Posted November 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 For those of you who still cant get enough, here is another link to a site with some good CS jokes: More CS Jokes And here is a bit on C I have in a file of programming jokes that I particulary like: How to debug a "C" program. --------------------------- 1]If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it. 2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and excecute. 4] Throw holy water on the terminal. 5] Dial 911 and scream. 6] There is rumour that "printf" is useful, but this is probably unfounded. 7] Port everything to CP/M. 8] If it still doesn't work, re-write it in assembler. This won't fix the bug, but it will make sure no one else finds it and makes you look bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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