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They also have one for movie quotes:

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Necrovore."

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Necrovore' at will to old ladies."

"I could dance with you 'til the Necrovore come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the Necrovore 'til you came home."

"With great power comes great Necrovore."

"Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my Necrovore, in this life or the next."

"Necrovore? Where we're going we don't need Necrovore."

"I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American Necrovore."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Necrovore Room!"

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Necrovore, too!"

"Have you ever danced with the Necrovore in the pale moonlight?"

Okay, that's enough...

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This is great!

Obey Your Gordon!

Come to life. Come to Gordon.

When the going gets tough, the tough get Gordon.

Is Gordon in You? B)

Behold, the power of Gordon.

Every kiss begins with Gordon

Gordon, the other white meat.

Nothing acts faster then Gordon.

I could do this for an hour...wait, I already have.

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Slogans:

"Melts in your Megan, not in your hand."

"And all because the lady loves Megan."

"Come fly the friendly Megan."

"You can't top a Megan." Damn right! :lol:

"Why can't everything orange be Megan?"

From the movie quotes:

"To Megan, and beyond!"

"May the Megan be with you."

"Pay not attention to that man behind the Megan."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my Megan. How he got in my Megan, I don't know."

This is fun :nerd:

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See the Face You Love Light Up With Maarten.

Leggo my Maarten! :nerd:

Absolut Maarten.

Half the Maarten, All the Taste.

Don't Live a Little, Live a Maarten. I like this one! <_<

There's First Love, and There's Maarten Love.

Don't You Just Love Being In Maarten? This one is a little disturbing :lol:

And my favorite!

The Maarten is Mightier than the Sword.

Amen :lol:

aww, this one is cute!

It's Just For Me And My Maarten.

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Not my name, but...

All You Need is a Capitalism and a Dream.

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Capitalism.

The Joy of Capitalism.

Any Time, Any Place, Capitalism.

Every Capitalism Helps.

Hand-Built by Capitalism.

Where's The Capitalism?

Ding-Dong! Capitalism Calling!

I'd Like to Buy the World a Capitalism.

You Can Be Sure of Capitalism.

Wow! I Could Have Had a Capitalism! (What most people should be thinking!)

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Capitalism.

Think Once, Think Twice, Think Capitalism.

Show Me The Capitalism!

I'd Walk a Mile for a Capitalism.

Do The Capitalism.

It's Good To Talk Capitalism.

Four Out of Five Dentists Recommend Capitalism.

I Want My Capitalism.

Maybe we should use some of these?

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  • 1 month later...

If I type in just my first name this time (last time I used my first and last) I get:

"Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Dwayne."

"At 29p a Dwayne, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket."

'I Saw Dwayne and I Thought of You."

"Go On, Get Your Dwayne Out."

'Dwayne Just Feels Right."

"Tell Them About The Dwayne, Mummy."

The movie quotes one necrovore gives me these for Dwayne:

"I'm a goddamn marvel of modern Dwayne."

"Do not go into the Dwayne. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it."

"I defy you! Come and kneel before Dwayne!"

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Dwayne."

"Ray, if someone asks if you are a Dwayne, you say, 'yes!''

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Here are some of the quotes the movie site gives for Ayn Rand if you are curious:

"I am not an Ayn Rand! I am a human being. I am a man." (hmm oddly approriate in a way hmm?)

"But why is the Ayn Rand gone?' (I think it is because she is dead...)

"I say we take off and nuke the entire Ayn Rand from orbit" (Um...Ok..that is kinda weird)

'They call me Mister Ayn Rand!' (ignorant fools!)

'Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Ayn Rand." (Something her opponents would say..)

The advertising slogan one gives:

"They're Yummy For Your Ayn Rand." ( I really dont want to know...)

"3-in-1 Protection for your Ayn Rand." (Some sort of elaborate book covering?)

"Ayn Rand Is Good For You." (Hell yeah!)

"Come to Life. Come to Ayn Rand." (Well her books have helped many...)

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A few I liked;

"You can't handle the Rationalbiker!"

"E.T. phone Rationalbiker."

"One Rationalbiker's too many, and a hundred's not enough."

"We are indeed drifting into the arena of the Rationalbiker."

...and last but not least...

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Rationalbiker."

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If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Thales.

The Thales of Confidence.

Get Back Your 'Ooo' With Thales.

You Can Do It When You Thales It.

The Thales Goes Straight to your Head.

My Goodness, My Thales!

Gee, Your Thales Smells Terrific.

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Thales.

Thales Keeps Going and Going.

Don't Live a Little, Live a Thales.

The Thales Of Paradise.

Think Thales.

Go On, Get Your Thales Out.

Super Thales is Almost Here.

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Thales.

I'd Walk a Mile for a Thales.

So Easy, No Wonder Thales is #1.

That pretty much sums it up, I think. :dough:

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Leonard gives some boring ones for some reason..Peikoff gives these weird ones:

"Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Peikoff it is!" ( I dont...want..to..know)

"Obey Your Peikoff." (Heil Peikoff!)

"Beware of Expensive Peikoff.' (buy his books second-hand?)

Leonard Peikoff gives:

"Please Don't Squeeze The Leonard Peikoff." (Well noone likes being squeezed I guess)

"Dude, You're Getting a Leonard Peikoff!" ( I guess some surfers read Peikoff too...)

"Gee, Your Leonard Peikoff Smells Terrific." (He better hope this isnt some weird slang...)

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Go to the following website.

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Type in your name. Let us know what slogan you got. There are a lot of funny slogans that come out. I had fun with this yesterday inserting every name I could think of. Have Fun!

I got the following ones:

Kane - Builds Bonny Kane.

Bunce - The Biggest Bunce Pennies Can Buy.

Kane Bunce - Dial Down the Kane Bunce.

Dragon - Only a Fool Breaks the Dragon.

Maci - You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Maci.

DragonMaci - Bring Out The Dragonmaci.

The first two are just stupid, but the next four are funny.

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Go here DM, and tell us what you get, I think it might give you some interesting ones:

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php

Here is what I got. Parenthesis indicates my reply to the slogan.

Kane - I bet you can squeel like a Kane. (That is a misplaces one. I don't squeel.)

Bunce- Round up the usual Bunce. (What the?)

Kane Bunce - They call me Mister Kane Bunce! (I wish!)

Dragon - I will get you, my little pretty, and your little Dragon, too! (Weird....)

Maci - I am not a Maci! I am a human being. I am a man. (LOL!)

DragonMaci - Elementary, my dear DragonMaci. (LOL!)

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