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4. God was trying to win the Darwin Award

5. God didn't feel like altering the laws of physics that day

In any case, why would anyone pray, or even stand, next to a lightning rod? I mean, metal on a hill, that's just asking for it.

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During a lightning storm, no less!

6. They had the effrontery to ask Him for something before first groveling in his exuberant omnipotence and their own infinitesimal inconsequentiality.

7. They weren't [insert name of Christian sect to which speaker belongs here].

-Q

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