Groovenstein Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12467604/?GT1=7938 1. It's all part of God's plan. 2. They didn't pray hard enough. 3. They were sinners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'kian Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 4. God was trying to win the Darwin Award 5. God didn't feel like altering the laws of physics that day In any case, why would anyone pray, or even stand, next to a lightning rod? I mean, metal on a hill, that's just asking for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwertz Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 During a lightning storm, no less! 6. They had the effrontery to ask Him for something before first groveling in his exuberant omnipotence and their own infinitesimal inconsequentiality. 7. They weren't [insert name of Christian sect to which speaker belongs here]. -Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAmMetaphysical Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 8. Hellooooo, they were Mexican! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wrath Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 9. They were praying for help illegally crossing the border, and G-d doesn't like illegal immigrants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandrake Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 9. They were praying for help illegally crossing the border, and G-d doesn't like illegal immigrants. 10. They didn't bring pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wrath Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 11. He didn't like the way they had tricked out their bicycles with hydraulics, neon lights, and Old English letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 (edited) 12. They'd grow up to be future Hitlers. Edited April 25, 2006 by Eternal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMeganSnow Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 13. What's to complain about? They were struck by lightning, a miracle of the heavens, and instantly transported to heaven, which was probably what they were asking God for in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'kian Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 14. They were not Muslim, and they were directing their missguided devotion at a Crusader symbol (Yes, I know we're making up explanations for a Christian church). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolboxnj Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Oh my, was I wrong for chuckling at this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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