And of course it must be reassuring for some people to know that, even if you drive a big gas-guzzler and fly a lot, you can magically reduce yourself to a cute little green piggy if only you spend enough money on “ethical investments.”
It’s Not even an original idea. The Catholic Church came up with the sale of indulgences centuries ago. And it condemned money, too.
BTW, I was told to die by age 9. That’s pretty bad. I should make it a goal to bring that number down to less than one.
Hah, am I the best so far? I should have died when I was 2.1! :dough:
Although in England, it’s really not difficult to spend a lot of money. How much value you get for it is a different matter…But I was already quite a sizeable hog by the time we got to the money question, so I like to think that my excellent result has to do with merit as well as exchange rates.
And of course it must be reassuring for some people to know that, even if you drive a big gas-guzzler and fly a lot, you can magically reduce yourself to a cute little green piggy if only you spend enough money on “ethical investments.” (Perhaps I should e-mail a suggestion to the site about how they could improve the test by asking which company the user buys his carbon credits from, and only reduce his size if he patronizes the “right” one? You wouldn’t want to have a guy all sold on buying insurance, but then forget to tell him the name of your company! I mean, this little addition could certainly not make their agenda any more transparent…)
Impressive! I should have died at 3.4 by this evil little application’s calculations. I wonder what it would take to reduce my “death age” to 0? Hmmm, time to revisit it I suppose.
Ok, by choosing the most consumptive options in all questions, I managed to turn my pig into a huge drooling warthog and it told me I should die at age 1.2.
That is, I told it that I am a heavy user of a fuel guzzling vehicle, fly over 40,000 km per year, live by myself in a large house with over the top energy bills, eat a helluva lot of meat, get none of my power from green sources, don’t recycle or compost, and spend over $100,000 per year on ordinary stuff.
Well, one must always have aspirations! :dough: