For some reaso, the arrested Bernie Madoff. What’s the big deal here?
Well there’s the matter of a $G50 Ponzi scheme. Yeah; but did he put a gun to anyone’s head? No. By these staneards, what should happen to Congress which has been forcing persons into a $T50 Ponzi scheme for half a century? How about execution by military firing squad (after first being led around DC as Miss Galaxy in grass skirts, tinfoil tiaras and on leashers and videotaped and YouTuabe’d forever)? I wonder if we shouldn’t releas Al Qaeda and send Congress to Club Gitmo for some Q&A sessions (waterboarding gives new meaning to “wet operation”), they seem far more dangerous.
Actually Social Security at it’s inception was not a Ponzi scheme. It kicked in at age 65 when Life Expectancy was 60 and it was an insurence polich, not a pension, then a welfare scheme that it later became, to fill in the gaps that pensions of the time had in them. Over the years, congress used it to bribe the electorate. And we thought bribery was illegal: Silly us!
Bernie Madoff made off with persons’ life savings. First, these were not poor people, you had to be worth a million bucks to start out with so this wasn’t money taken out of Granny’s cookie jar. Now what is the first rule of investment (If I have to tell you this then it’s time for your diaper change and ba-ba)? So why didn’t these well-off idiots follow that first rule? So maybe Bernie should be considered an evolutionary force: You know, survival of the fittest and extinction of the unfit. aka never give a sucker an even break.
Most of the persons who invested charities’ money with Madoff were professionals. See above+WTF???!!
All of this proves the old adage “who the #^$@'s minding the store? Alfred E. Neuman?”. Should P. T. Barnum be considered the Charles Darwin of Finance?
Also it shows what a brilliant policy Regulationism is. For 14 years this scam was known to the SEC. Well, you don’t have to be Ayn Rand to figure this one out. Mly oldest brother worked for a major motel chain. His job was to deal with “tax adjusteers” and get good deals for his company. So if Taxman can be boozed, schmoozed and floozed, wlhly can’t Regulatorman? Come to think of it. Madoff showed us the value of the gold standard and letting that regulate the financial world.
when persons tell me that the founder of EST was not a shrink but a salesman. I say “Hey. he did in the real world what every shrink wishes he could do”. So maybe instead of putting Madoff in the slammer, some business school should hire him as a prof or the government should put him on the payroll as a consultant or even send him to do a deal with those horrible AIG execs and con them out of their bonuses. With a track record like his, what’s the downside? He certainly gave the know-it-alls the lessons they so richly deserved about beng a bunch of dumb schmucks. So we at least have a cautionary tale to not learn from.
If they can put a man on the moon, why can’t they put a Bernie in your bank?