Florida Senator wants to ban fake testicles…
I have seen these things myself hanging from the rear end of pickup trucks, and apparently some asshats over in Florida want to ban these for being “obscene.” The only thing that is obscene is the fact that idiots like them get to wield political power at all.
If a truck were actually a living creature it would most likely have much bigger testicles than that.
I’m just saying.
ahahah. I literally burst out loud laughing. This whole thing is like some ridiculous story they cover on the Daily Show…
I’ll never pass the legislature – they just don’t have the balls.
Maybe they’ll grab a little sac, swallow their pride, and ban them anyway.
I always thought those things were ridiculous those. I see them on these giant redneck mobiles around here. I can just imagine someone going “Yeeehhhawwww I got some dem dhere balls on my big ass muther-fuckin truck! YEAH!”
They are really annoying, I mean, they are trying those things to make them feel like they have bigger nads anyways, why do they need to make that even more public by hanging big nads from there truck.