Note, MANY spoilers below, you have been warned.
The film was impressive, the CGI, the opening credits, the mix of a 50’s look with the modern (plaid shirts seem to be all the rage in Metropolis), even all the acting, Lois, Luthor, Lex, Superman, it was all top notch.
The story was not, and that is what made me leave the movie with a very bad taste in my mouth.
-The Jor-El sequences were meant to establish a theme for this movie being something about “Fathers and Sons”, how Superman is supposed to help humanity realize its capacity for good. Unfortunately, none of that seems realized. None of the actions of Superman in the film help humanity realize its goodness or really seem to do anything other then, well, end the crisis of the moment. The fact that the movie then supposedly ties up with Superman learning about his new son, only makes this attempt at a point seem more contrived. What has Superman honestly learnt and applied from his father? What can he hope to provide for his son? This was a poorly developed theme and was one of several weaknesses.
-The editorial “Why the world does not need a Superman”, which is supposedly Pulitzer Prize winning material, ultimately does not get nearly the attention it deserves. There is a genuine debate here, does the presence of Superman make mankind unwilling to try and work for its own survival? Does Superman bring villains like Lex Luthor into existance? These are all good questions to ask but in the end it turns into “I wrote the editorial because I was pissed he left”. Big whoop.
-Superman using his powers to spy on Lois’s house?! I know Uncle Ben is in the Marvelverse but the maxim “With great power comes great responsibility” should apply in that case.
-Lex was well played, but was portrated in a rather 2D manner, but this was not my largest gripe..
-Kitty, she repents, which was a weak way out of the problem, she is the Deus Ex Machina for getting rid of the six crystals, which is silly since Superman should have solved that problem, and Lex doesn’t kill her for her moral weakness? The man who was willing to kill “Billions!” cant punish an inept minion? Its not as if a special attachment to those he cares about is a characteristic for him.
-The “death” montage was not done well. It was shown and portrayed well, but for Superman, there needs to be a greater precedent to make you seriously concerned he will not make it.
At the end of the day for me, Batman Begins, Spiderman, or even the most recent X-Men movie, was on the whole, more enjoyable then Superman Returns.