WeDontNeedGod

Had a great time with Chrisleigh and Matt

If you know anyone who wants to give some furniture to a good cause, give them My number

Havin a beer and playing katamari damacy... Life is good again

Mmmm tasty rejection first thing in the morning. Breakfast of champions

Dagny: "aw daddy. We are not alone. We still have our car."

"he's probably a drug dealer. That's the best way to get a hot girlfriend. Get her hooked on blow."

Dagny showing me something on her finger: "look at this dad. It's been in my mouth for three weeks. Three weeks!"

Cookin dinner by myself... I should get a roommate or something.

Just got an email from Microsoft, my 360 is fixed and has been shipped back joygasm

Watching "my idiot brother" awesome movie has Zooey deshanel gay with Karen from the office. So cute.

"you have to boil water and stuff, and that's complicated" Veronica Quinteros

Eating some Chinese foods

El perro, el perro, es mi corazón, El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. Cilantro es cantante, Cilantro es muy famoso, Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo. El perro, el perro, nunca sin razón, El gato, el gato, el gato es obsceno.

Wow my mother is still just as psycho as she's always been. Wish I would have listened to everyone who said she was. She never seeing dagny or I again.

I asked dagny if she wanted a pet fish. She said "no I eat fish, because I like to eat them"

"Someone sang your name today And a stranger saw me crumble Haul my Broken heart and shell away Beggin', bury me beside you The devil popped around today Sellin' promises and potions That could Take a memory away Help forget I'd ever met you Tell me Can't you please Kindly take away the misery? Give me A baker's dozen please Wrap me up to go away But I want to I need to Forget you Don't want to But I need to let you go The devil bent my ear today About his magical elixir That would Make t...

If your computers, phones or electronics need repaired, ask Noah Bomersbach about his affordable services. My services are not affordable, so dont ask me. I usually charge over 9000$ just to have to listen to you talk about your broken stuff. Noah is much more reasonable.

"The truth is, you know exactly what it is like to be an atheist with respect to the beliefs of Muslims. Isn't it obvious that Muslims are fooling themselves? Isn't it obvious that anyone who thinks that the Koran is the perfect word of the creator of the universe has not read the book critically? Isn't it obvious that the doctrine of Islam represents a near-perfect barrier to honest inquiry? Yes, these things are obvious. Understand that the way you view Islam is precisely the way devout Mus...

Does anyone have any maternity clothes they want to give me? It's for a friend obviously lol

My philosophy is the one that all people live by, to the extent of such time that they do not spend destroying themselves.

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found a great 4br house pretty cheap, anyone wanna be my roommate?

Singing may be the most difficult skill i have ever attempted to develop.

"You cant ruin a friendship with sex, thats like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles" Raj... so not true >.

I am appalled when people say they hate their job. Your work is your means of survival. What you think about your work is what you think about your life.