Of Bears and Men

(Latest news from my sister in Colorado)

There was a man being chased by a bear.

Finally, the man was too exhausted and prayed: “Lord, please help me.” 

“And if you can’t help me, please don’t help the bear.”

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There was a man being chased by a bear.

The man made a quick prayer: “Lord, make this bear a Christian.”

The bear knelt on the ground, folded his front claws,

and prayed "Lord, thank you for this delicious meal

I am about to receive."

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