(Latest news from my sister in Colorado)
There was a man being chased by a bear.
Finally, the man was too exhausted and prayed: “Lord, please help me.”
“And if you can’t help me, please don’t help the bear.”
(Latest news from my sister in Colorado)
There was a man being chased by a bear.
Finally, the man was too exhausted and prayed: “Lord, please help me.”
“And if you can’t help me, please don’t help the bear.”
There was a man being chased by a bear.
The man made a quick prayer: “Lord, make this bear a Christian.”
The bear knelt on the ground, folded his front claws,
and prayed "Lord, thank you for this delicious meal
I am about to receive."