Polar Bear found dead!

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Everyone watch out. Global warming shows no mercy:

 

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2013/aug/06/starved-polar-bear-record-sea-ice-melt

 

Add one more to its list of homicides.

To be fair, some guy said: “It’s not just one bear though. There are an increasing number of bears in this condition”

 

Does this mean that there are more than ONE?! Am I to understand that bears are simply DYING in the wild, and we are doing nothing?

I thought bears lived forever, but this makes me re-think everything.

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I think it’s safe to say, at this point, that capitalism causes dead bears.

Fairly soon capitalism may be conclusively proven to cause cancer.

Yaron brooks will be forced to put disclaimers on all of his YouTube clips. Obama will get restitution money from taxpayers.

Future candidates will admit to experimenting with working.

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It’s only funny until it happens. =\