“[…] jazz is not to be thought of as compositional music. It is improvised.” [Richard Halley]
Rarely is jazz entirely improvised. And sometimes it is performed entirely from a score. Usually, a jazz performance has both composed parts and improvised parts. And in a great deal of jazz, composition and arrangement are vital.
“The chord progressions followed are specifically desigined [sic] to make anything and everything work, so long as the improvisor [sic] stays fairly close to the major, pentatonic and diotonic [sic] scales for the key being used and/or its reletive [sic] minor.”
There are all kinds of chord progressions in different kinds of jazz:
(1) A vast number of jazz performances make use of chord changes that were designed for songs, with virtually no intent for the changes to serve as vehicles for improvisation.
(2) Even chord changes that were composed specifically to serve as vehicles for improvisation rarely have the intent that they be used in a way that anything will work as described above. First, for something to “work” as a jazz solo it needs to be have good melodic, rhythmic, and harmonic design, structure, technique, including intonation and timbral variety, as well as being notably expressive, creative, and personal. Second, the list of scales you mentioned are but a part of most jazz musicians’ scalar palette, as well as there are so many other melodic materials, aside from scales, used in jazz.
(3) In jazz, a composition is usually in a certain key, but the changes move through other keys - sometimes many keys.
“This is generally accomplished by useing [sic] vastly irregular chords (augmented 7ths, 9ths, 11ths, 13ths, flat/sharp 5s, and combinations thereof).”
Those chords are hardly “vastly irregular.” They’re hardly even irregular. In fact, 9ths, 11ths, and 13ths are not irregular, since they are just the 2nd, 4th, and 6th of the scale. Moreover, augmented 5ths, augmented 11ths (flat 5ths) and others are not that exotic in modern music either. However, it is true that jazz has developed remarkable harmonic creativity with scale extensions and substitutions.
“[…] for this reason, jazz is to appreciated, not as music, but rather as a performance.”
First, as I just showed your “reason” to be false, it’s not a reason. Second, it’s ridiculous that such disciplined, creative, expressive, and beautiful music not be appreciated as music by those who understand do in fact appreciate it.
“[…] jazz was not to be appericiated [sic] as compositional music.”
There’s no reason that the great compositions and arrangements of jazz should not be appreciated as compositions and arrangements. Melodiousness, sophistication, complexity, originality, contour, structure, and sensuousness are just a few of the felicities of great jazz compositions.
“[…] most jazz musicians would be appalled by the mere suggestion that jazz is anything other than improvisation.”
You’re confusing some jazz musicians’ pride in their spontaneous improvisations (which are usually part of a performance that also relies upon already composed parts) with your own overgeneralization that jazz is only improvised. Moreover, you assert on behalf of “most” jazz musicians when you don’t have knowledge of what “most” jazz musicians think about jazz.
“Imagine a painter has 30 seconds with which to paint from a basic guideline… while his product may be interesting, it would be folly to give it anything like the appreciation you would give to a well thought out masterpeice [sic].”
(1) The amount of thought that goes into a work is relevant, but a work stands on its own, however long it takes the artist to think about it. From the length of time an artist thinks about a work, you can’t infer as to its worthiness of appreciation, since the worthiness of a work is not in how long it took an artist to think about it but rather in the aesthetic qualities of the work as it is a completed work.
(2) Jazz musicians practice and spend lifetimes working with other musicians so that they are ready for the improvised moment. The thought that goes into an improvisation is cumulative, literally thousands and thousands of hours of practicing certain melodic materials and thousands of hours honing the results in collaboration with other improvisers. Of course, this is not what makes jazz great art, per my remarks above, but it does refute your myopic understanding of the craft of improvisation and jazz.
“A chord progression and a basic melody is not a composition, it is a guideline from which musicians may show off their ability with their instrument and their improvisational skills.”
(1) As a matter of fact a set melody with a harmony is a composition. And jazz musicians play compositions. But it is true that usually in jazz the statement (though not the main design) of the harmony by the pianist and bassist is improvised. This is a function of a jazz musician’s technique and versatility. The harmonic material need not be played as composed because the jazz musician is brimming with variations to enjoy in the voicings, in the rhythms, and in response to melodic, harmonic, and rhythmic choices made by the primary soloist.
(2) The purpose of improvisation is not to show off skills (though such celebration of virtuosity does enter into the performance often enough) but to make beautiful and expressive music.
(3) Much jazz, especially in larger ensembles such as big bands, is invested in rendering of music from a score.
“Jazz, by definition, is improvised. Improvisation is one of the criteron [sic] for a peice [sic] to be called jazz.”
(1) Again, most jazz combines composed and improvised parts.
(2) A great number of experts define a jazz performance so as to require that it include at least some improvisation, but some experts recognize that although improvisation is the spark of the art form, there are some instances in which a performance can be jazz though not improvised.
(3) Often people overstate how much improvisation there is in jazz. Sometimes what seems to be an improvised section is barely improvised, as the soloist may have over the years honed the solo to a fairly set routine. In cases such as this, what is remarkable is that the section sounds improvised - vigorous, surprising, seemingly spontaneous - even though the musician is barely improvising or not improvising at all. What is most important is the beauty and expressiveness of the passages and the structure of the solo - whether or not the solo is actually improvised.
It’s ironic that you declare how jazz is and is not to be thought of while you are yourself so terribly misinformed and misinformative on the subject.