WeDontNeedGod

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""I'm a people person" is how some people explain that they're really fucking annoying."

"“Sacrifice” does not mean the rejection of the worthless, but of the precious. “Sacrifice” does not mean the rejection of the evil for the sake of the good, but of the good for the sake of the evil. “Sacrifice” is the surrender of that which you value in favor of that which you don’t. If you exchange a penny for a dollar, it is not a sacrifice; if you exchange a dollar for a penny, it is. If you achieve the career you wanted, after years of struggle, it is not a sacrifice; if you then renou...

"A doughnut is that hot girl who knows she's a knockout but a bagel is her best friend who isn't as pretty but she'll do more stuff in bed."

"and I think we can both agree it's not ok for a woman like that to go a day without a crispy pickle"

"Arkansas consistently ranks among the worst in the nation on several measures of mental health, especially among young adults." - is this why i cant find a sane girlfriend

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Officially Ended today! Hooray for equality and the end of discrimination and bigotry!!!!!

"Everyone has their price, but since yours is so much lower than anyone else's, you have saved a lot of people from finding out what theirs is."

"Expect everything, and anything seems nothing. Expect nothing, and anything seems everything."

"Have you ever looked at a really old woman and wondered how many times she's taken it in the ass throughout her long, long life?" rofl. I not yet but next time I see one I will, I'm sure >.

"he's probably a drug dealer. That's the best way to get a hot girlfriend. Get her hooked on blow."

"Humble and helpless and learning to pray Praying for visions to show me the way Show me the way to forgive you Allow me to let it go Allow me to be forgiven Show me the way to let go Show me the way to forgive you Allow me to let it go Allow me to be forgiven And show me the way to let go Illuminate me Illuminate me Illuminate me I'm just praying for you to show me where to begin Hoping to, hoping to reconnect to you."

"I admire your fingering. Maybe sometime you can try that on my instrument."

"I am surrendering to the gravity and the unknown Catch me heal me lift me back up to the sun I choose to live"

"I don't know if I've ever been good enough. I'm a little bit rusty, and I think my head is caving in. And I don't know if I've ever been really loved By a hand that's touched me, and I feel like something's gonna give.

"i dont care if it hurts, i want to have control. I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul."

"I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals."

"I'll have a sandwich, hold the mustard. That's right, hold it gently. Now whisper something sexy to it. Good, good."

"I'm not gonna keep sittin at the table if you're bringin nothin to it" hahaha

"I'm not helping to save the environment until bears let me ride them around like cars. It's a group effort, bears."

"If her weight is due to a disability or glandular condition and not the the result of sloth and gluttony, I rescind my previous statement" I love Sheldon Cooper

"If I knew where I was going I would already be there"

"If you are expected to be monogamous and have one person be all things sexually for you, then you have to be whores for each other,” Savage says. “You have to be up for anything.”