DPW Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 I think Kant is just phenomenal. Yeah, but I'm not so sure about Hume. Locke, however, seems just right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIRCE Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 I can't resist dropping in for humor. Um, Save the Humans is hysterical. The things O'ists should never say during sex are hysterical. I particularly like "You bitch. You greedy selfish bitch! What, don't you like my pillow talk?" My god! (or some appropriate expression of wonder) Is that a copy of Atlas in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Anybody like Jesus jokes? What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? (It only takes one nail to hang the picture.) Why can't Jesus eat M & Ms? (They fall through the holes in his hands.) What do you do if you see a bunch of communists lying on the floor? (Stop laughing and reload.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrentRolfe Posted June 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? (Lies awake wondering if there really is a dog) Brent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellymeg80 Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 What do you do if you see a bunch of communists lying on the floor? (Stop laughing and reload.) That one's lost on me. Then again I feel sick, so I'm not at my best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrentRolfe Posted June 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iouswuoibev Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Why did the rationalist cross the road? To be sure to see both sides. I can't take credit for that one, though, here's the original page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIRCE Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Kel-Kel-- You'll be laughing 'cause you're the crazy maniac who killed them and you'll reload because you're the one shooting the gun. Glad I could clear this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellymeg80 Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Kel-Kel-- You'll be laughing 'cause you're the crazy maniac who killed them and you'll reload because you're the one shooting the gun. Glad I could clear this up. Yeah, I was awake yesterday! Duh! Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsalt Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Why did the rationalist cross the road? How do you know there's a road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelical Capitalist Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Q: How many Objectivists does it take to change a light bulb? A: If you value your life qua man, you'll change your own d**n light bulb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggyKD Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? (Lies awake wondering if there really is a dog) If he were dyslexic, wouldn't he wie alake wondering if there deally is a rog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrentRolfe Posted June 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 If he were dyslexic, wouldn't he wie alake wondering if there deally is a rog? Yes, but it's he who is dyslexic, mot ne! Brent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betsy Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Did you hear the one about the accident-prone Buddhist? His karma ran over his dogma. [This is a classic pun. For a logical explanation of humor in general, and puns in particular, see here]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimble Posted June 26, 2004 Report Share Posted June 26, 2004 yep thats a clever one. I prefer sarcasm though. Sarcasm and irony. This may seem sadistic or odd but i have to tell someone this story. My friends and I were walking to the movie theater. (im college age by the way and we live in a small college town). THis jerk drives by with a bunch of girls in his car (he was most likely a high school kid) and yells "WALKING IS COOL TOO!!!" as if we are losers because we dont have cars. The funny thing is that he got in an accident right at the corner where we turn to go to the movie theater. I laughed for a good 15 minutes. I dont know if its right to laugh at others misfortune, but I think he had it coming. Does anyone else find that funny? He mocked walking and then got in a car accident. It doesnt get much better than that if you are into irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iouswuoibev Posted June 27, 2004 Report Share Posted June 27, 2004 yep thats a clever one. I prefer sarcasm though. Sarcasm and irony. This may seem sadistic or odd but i have to tell someone this story. My friends and I were walking to the movie theater. (im college age by the way and we live in a small college town). THis jerk drives by with a bunch of girls in his car (he was most likely a high school kid) and yells "WALKING IS COOL TOO!!!" as if we are losers because we dont have cars. The funny thing is that he got in an accident right at the corner where we turn to go to the movie theater. I laughed for a good 15 minutes. I dont know if its right to laugh at others misfortune, but I think he had it coming. Does anyone else find that funny? He mocked walking and then got in a car accident. It doesnt get much better than that if you are into irony. It's ironic, but I don't think I find any humour in it. I like outrageous humour best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPW Posted June 27, 2004 Report Share Posted June 27, 2004 I like outrageous humour best. I enjoy all types, but I like benevolent humor the best, wherein it's sometimes difficult to identify the object of derision. Mitch Hedberg is my favorite stand up comedian in this regard. I also love intelligent humor - Eddie Izzard is my favorite there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y_feldblum Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Did the rationalist cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshRyan Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 Anybody like Jesus jokes? Why can't Jesus eat a taco? ...Because he's dead! That one's just silly, but I can't tell most of my Jesus jokes here because they are sort of visual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshRyan Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 I also love intelligent humor - Eddie Izzard is my favorite there. The first time I saw Eddie Izzard, I laughed so hard I cried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iouswuoibev Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 Here's something I just stumbled across... it's especially funny if you've seen the original ad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aynfan Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 I want the 2/3s of the 'rich' that are small businesses taxed at much higher rates. I want the government to create a job for me, and I want a guaranteed living wage, or a minimum wage of at least $20 per hour. I want a bigger better medicare program, better yet, nationalized health care. (Why have we left the Dentists out of it?) I want Social Security to remain unchanged. I want to shut down business and confiscate private property whenever those freedoms conflict with environmental interests. I want guns out of the hands of citizens and into the hands of police. I want a world court that overrules fascist American Law. I want no foreign policy intitiatives that are not approved by the UN. I want gay marriages. Hell, I want a rainbow of marriages of every discription. I want to be friends again with France. I'm voting for John Kerry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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