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  1. The point is: if God wrote the Bible, he's an idiot. Below is my favorite verse for biblical clarity: And Terah took Abram his son, and Lot the son of Haran his son's son, and Sarai his daughter in law, his son Abram's wife; Kind of grabs you doesn't it? Three things notable about the Bible after I wrote funny stories from its archives: If the Bible were written today, no editor of any printing house would touch it. The New Testament is so contrived as to be beyond the pale of insanity. For instance, every time Jesus has one of his pop verses to quote, the bad religious boys are right by his side. It's like they are on call at all times, day or night. Poor J.C. can't go anywhere without the bums interrupting his verily, verily stuff. In Revelations is an outrageous faux pas. If it was a revelation then John was high on rapture weed. He missed the minor doodad on the elders throwing their crowns under the throne of Jesus; it was to last for all eternity once the act was done and never to be repeated, yet it was repeated. The elders did it again after few verse rolled on down the line and they threw their crowns under the throne again.
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