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Colleges And Universities: A Rhyming Poem

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Places of Learning

By Brandon Cropper

Copyright 2006

Colleges and universities are places of learning.

In it four years now, a degree I am earning.

Or that at least is the plan that is offered,

When through many courses I’ve duly suffered.

In classes taught by wise professors,

I’ll grow a beautiful plume of feathers.

Yet I perceive my feathers are pluck’d;

And from the nest I’ll soon be shook.

For things beamed at me by erudite teachers,

Require one’s faith, and are more fit for preachers.

They say my reality is made by perception,

Built by my mind - the perfect deception.

They tell me the world is all an illusion,

And I wonder how they escape the confusion.

In Quantum Mechanics this thought is treasured:

A thing isn’t real until its been measured.

But if this is so, which measurements show it?

If something’s unreal, how could anyone know it?

(Einstein said subatomic cause and effect,

Not understood now, may be someday yet.)

Picasso they say revolutionized art,

But I think his paintings don’t look very smart.

As painterly genius they offer us Pollock,

Who, drunk, smears his canvas in meaningless frollick.

ee cummings they offer as new poetry,

But it has no rhyme or rhythm or beat.

They give us James Joyce who penned Ulysses,

And tell us this nonsense is full of deep mysteries.

A mystery is right, but they haven’t a hint;

The question is how did this crap get to print?

They speak of the poor, downtrodden have-nots,

And say government healthcare is spotty in spots.

Western doctors don’t know the real human needs,

Alternative medicine they proffer - indeed!

Evolution, they say, hasn’t answered all questions;

Intelligent Design is the offered succession.

And these are the learned men of the time?

The feast of unreason! - on nonsense they dine.

God help us all to escape a Dark Ages -

In every field we need newborn sages.

As an atheist I know to not kneel and pray;

A rebirth of reason must bring back the day.

And so, my professors, I bid you adieu;

I’ll drop out of college and start my own school.

The End

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Picasso

By Brandon Cropper

He sensed the presense of madness

And saw his chance for fame;

Without learning the painterly art,

He could give as profound the inane.

He saw that art was corrupted,

Egalitarianized,

To the lowest common devisor,

From the values the Renaissance prized.

The stuff he made they call art,

Though that’s just a sign of the times,

A symptom of the corruption,

A signal of reason’s demise.

The stuff he painted - nonsense,

Random, chaotic trash,

Hostile to reason and purpose,

Destructive, hateful and crass.

Today it is called Abstract Art.

This corruption does have a source:

His name is Immanuel Kant,

Irrational without remorse.

Immanuel Kant is the motive at base;

His fallacies trace back to Descartes.

Descartes brought Plato back from disgrace,

And here we find the chain starts.

So it turns out we have Plato to thank

For creating all this insanity,

And making occur in our world today

A state of boastful inanity.

The End

Poetry’s Virtue

By Brandon Cropper

What sanctifies poetry?

What is its virtue?

What brings a good line to life?

What makes a good rhyme ring true?

Music is sugar for the ear;

A poem is sweet in this way;

Rhyme is sugar one hears;

Meter is words’ joyful play.

A poem with no rhyme

Or time in its verse

Sours the ear,

Same as a curse.

the end

Thanks for the positive replies.

- Brandon

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I love them all. I liked the trace back to Plato as well. . .I haven't studied much medieval philosophy or modern philosophy, but from what I've heard from other classmates, modern philosophy seems like a giant explication of Plato.

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